John Quincy Adams – Mole People

“An explorer has come to my office and claims that he has found the entrance to a cave. One that runs much deeper than any man has gone before.  Located somewhere in Antarctica. At first his claims seemed easily dismissible, but he has brought back a wealth of evidence.  Some of which includes proof of civilized people living deep underground much like a mole.  Maybe civilized is not quite the right word.  I was intrigued and offered to fund the man’s explorations.  Unfortunately, it has been several months now and he has not returned.  It is a shame, I was rather looking forward to meeting with these mole people. I wonder if there are others willing to go on this visionary exploration.

-John Quincy Adams 1829

*JQA would believe in this nonsense! A. Jackson

**No signs of the Mole People, or JQA’s common sense. H.S. Truman

***The apple fell far from the tree. F.D.R.

****Maybe he had a brain freeze. R. Reagan

*****To think, they called me a dummy. G.W. Bush

******Interesting! B.H. Obama”

Wow! Lots of the Presidents had something to say about this one. He didn’t seem all-in on the idea that there was mole people. He just wanted to meet them as we all would 🙂

-Veritas


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