“Norton I, Emperor of the United States of America and Protector of Mexico has died today.  He was much beloved although a bit eccentric.  He spent most of his days inspected the streets of San Francisco and the officers that patrolled them.  He challenged Napoleon III’s invasion of Mexico by proclaiming himself Protector of Mexico in 1861.  He confronted anti-Chinese rioters and repeated the Lord’s prayer until the crowds dispersed.   He printed his own currency which was often honored by locals.  He even fired Congress at one time for acts of corruption, and Abraham Lincoln for failing to prevent war.  Over 10,000 people paid tribute to him as his funeral.  The thing is, there is nothing in the Constitution preventing this man from actually becoming Emperor.  If the people had decided to listen to the man, he very well could have ruled the United States.  Based on his deeds, his rule may have been a benevolent one had it come to fruition.  However, the leaders of the United States decided to keep this secret until his passing.  Congress quietly amended the Constitution to prevent further Emperors in the future.  Norton I will be the first and last Emperor in the United States of America.  Rest in peace. 

-Rutherford B. Hayes 1880″