“It is my belief that the damned Illuminati have control over most of the banking systems of the world.  We need to remain independently wealthy and print our own damn money.  If the Second Bank of the United States is compromised, there is no telling what the Illuminati or any other powerful organization might do.  Other men might submit to these demons, but I will not see this nation come under control of some shadow organization.  I have proposed to the House of Buffoons and the Senate of Incompetence to stop using the Second Bank and use precious metals such as gold and silver as coinage.  Even if I am wrong and the Illuminati are not controlling the banks, what value is there in paper.  I suppose a wealthy man might have more kindling for a fire or sufficient tissues to wipe his ass.   

-Andrew Jackson 1833″