“I have made arrangements to purchase Florida from the Spanish.  What they do not know is that I have reliable information that the fabled Fountain of Youth is still well hidden and waiting to be discovered in the tropical terrain. I believe the Fountain to be located within one of the seven cities of Cibola.  Jefferson, via the Lewis and Clarke expedition, was close to finding one of the cities, but it appears that the Illuminati intercepted the message and managed to destroy Lewis’ notes on the matter.  The Freemasons and future presidents should remain vigilant in protecting this country from the evils of the Illuminati.

-James Monroe 1819″