Martin Van Buren
1782-1862
The Eighth President of the United States of America
Presidential Term from March 4, 1837 to March 4, 1841
Tag: national treasure
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“Several years ago, I encountered the famed Bell Witch of Tennessee. Frankly, I found her company to be better than any member of the Whig party. I was on my way back to Nashville, so I wanted to see the legends for myself. As we approached the Bell farmstead the wagons stopped with no apparent reason. We tried everything to loosen them, but they would not budge. I knew it was the witch’s doing and I called out to her. A disembodied voice replied, “All right General, let the wagon move on, I will see you tonight.” We made camp and as night fell, we began telling stories. The witch hunter accompanying us began bragging about previous encounters with witches and showing off his Flintlock with a silver ball. I became irritated and called out again for the witch to show herself and prove this man a coward. To my surprise she obliged. She appeared in full this time, dressed in ragged clothing although she looked young. She challenged the fool witch hunter who then tried to fire on her. The pistol would not light, and she disappeared into shadow. The man was then struck by some unseen force. I swear the coward wept as he gathered his belongings faster than I have ever seen a man. I was so amused that I wished to stay and call upon the witch further, however my men being cowards convinced me to move on. I wonder if she would be willing to join my Cabinet.
-Andrew Jackson 1835
*Adding this art from the book An Authenticated History of the Bell Witch. The book confirms Andrew Jackson’s story.
-Grover Cleveland 1894″
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“It is my belief that the damned Illuminati have control over most of the banking systems of the world. We need to remain independently wealthy and print our own damn money. If the Second Bank of the United States is compromised, there is no telling what the Illuminati or any other powerful organization might do. Other men might submit to these demons, but I will not see this nation come under control of some shadow organization. I have proposed to the House of Buffoons and the Senate of Incompetence to stop using the Second Bank and use precious metals such as gold and silver as coinage. Even if I am wrong and the Illuminati are not controlling the banks, what value is there in paper. I suppose a wealthy man might have more kindling for a fire or sufficient tissues to wipe his ass.
-Andrew Jackson 1833″
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Andrew Jackson
1767-1845
The Seventh President of the United States of America
Presidential Term from March 4, 1829 to March 4, 1837
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“An explorer has come to my office and claims that he has found the entrance to a cave. One that runs much deeper than any man has gone before. Located somewhere in Antarctica. At first his claims seemed easily dismissible, but he has brought back a wealth of evidence. Some of which includes proof of civilized people living deep underground much like a mole. Maybe civilized is not quite the right word. I was intrigued and offered to fund the man’s explorations. Unfortunately, it has been several months now and he has not returned. It is a shame, I was rather looking forward to meeting with these mole people. I wonder if there are others willing to go on this visionary exploration.
-John Quincy Adams 1829
*JQA would believe in this nonsense! A. Jackson
**No signs of the Mole People, or JQA’s common sense. H.S. Truman
***The apple fell far from the tree. F.D.R.
****Maybe he had a brain freeze. R. Reagan
*****To think, they called me a dummy. G.W. Bush
******Interesting! B.H. Obama”
Wow! Lots of the Presidents had something to say about this one. He didn’t seem all-in on the idea that there was mole people. He just wanted to meet them as we all would 🙂
-Veritas
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My father has passed away on this day. The day we celebrate our independence because of his hard work. A rather fitting and honorable end for someone who has put so much of themselves into this country. Thomas Jefferson also died this very day. They were bitter rivals during their presidencies. However, they have become great friends over the years. I think there is something to be said about that. A comradery amongst the men that serve as president. A brotherhood of sorts. We might have our differences and should fight for what we believe in. But the amount of work and dedication that this service requires sets us apart from the rest. I hope that all the future presidents understand this.
-John Q. Adams July 4, 1826″
This can’t be real. It sounds like a folk tale or one of those crazy facts that sound made up. Too bad George Washington didn’t hold out to pass away the same day. I guess he wasn’t dedicated enough.
-Veritas
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John Quincy Adams
1767-1848
The Sixth President of the United States of America
Presidential Term from March 4, 1825 to March 4, 1829
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So far it seems like the Presidents are just motivated to find the Seven Cities of Cibola. Or the cities of gold. Or probably just the gold really, since they don’t seem interested in asking the Native Americans like Estevanico did. I’m not sure why this would be kept a secret. It would be a pretty huge archeological discovery. Even if they wanted to keep all the gold for whatever reason, I feel like they could have just stripped the cities of the gold before announcing it to everyone. Maybe they never found them.
I still haven’t received any real interest from authorities either. I mean, I started getting a lot of spam phone calls recently. I think everyone is getting those. And there was a weird echo the other night when I was on the phone with mom. I guess the signal could have been bad, but cell phones haven’t really acted up like that for like 10 years now. Maybe when I start revealing some of the crazier stuff I’ve seen in the book. Or maybe they just realize since I’m not solving these coded messages that I won’t be able to get any real information out of the book anyway. I guess its time to start learning how to solve these codes! Or maybe I can get a solver online or something. I don’t know, I will figure it out later.
-Veritas
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“To the current President of the United States of America.
Hello sir, I hope you are doing well. I do not wish to ruin the timeline of events, and so I will keep everything vague. Please keep this message for a specific President to see. He will understand when the time comes. Please let my family and friends know that I am doing well. As are the rest of the crew that disappeared that day. There is plenty of food and water here to survive indefinitely. It has been lonely, but we were proud to risk our lives for our country and the world. I hope everything worked out and just wanted to provide this clue to help aide in the task at hand. Thank you, Mr. President.
-Lieutenant Richards”
“This mysterious note was submitted to my office anonymously. I will have to check if there is a Lieutenant Richards in the area that is having a laugh at my expense. It appears to be quite old if not ancient. There are seven symbols that give me hope that it may represent the seven cities of Cibola. Until I discover more, I shall keep it safe for our records.
James Monroe 1825″
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“I have made arrangements to purchase Florida from the Spanish. What they do not know is that I have reliable information that the fabled Fountain of Youth is still well hidden and waiting to be discovered in the tropical terrain. I believe the Fountain to be located within one of the seven cities of Cibola. Jefferson, via the Lewis and Clarke expedition, was close to finding one of the cities, but it appears that the Illuminati intercepted the message and managed to destroy Lewis’ notes on the matter. The Freemasons and future presidents should remain vigilant in protecting this country from the evils of the Illuminati.
-James Monroe 1819″
The U.S. President's Book of Secrets 